The Mad
Dog Absurdist Party advances this platform. Since the MDAP is a populist
organization, The Candidate welcomes any input or feedback or debate
on these issues and also any questions about his other positions.
1. Abolish
the Dept. of Homeland Paranoia which serves absolutely no purpose but
to be the framework for a police state.
2. Promise to veto any piece of legislation that does not fit on one
page in plain English.
3. Replace the military with a national paintball team. Use the surplus
for education and healthcare.
4. Overhall the healthcare system by making it a crime of usury to sell
insurance.
5. Replace regulatory agencies (FTC, FDA etc) with a plaque on the National
Mall that says Caveat Emptor (more surplus for education
and healthcare)
6. Completely legalize hemp and every other plant product. Subsidize
hemp agriculture. Regulate and lightly tax all other drugs. Dismantle
the prohibition industry.
7. Overhaul the oxymoronic criminal justice system by making district
attorneys into dogcatchers. The only crime the State needs to prosecute
is murder and only then if the victim has no one to file suit in their
behalf. Everything else will be handled by lawsuit. If someone is damaged
they can sue. This will eliminate victimless crimes. Also every man
woman and child should carry a guninstant justice.
8. Turn the two million prison beds in this country into hospitals,
hospices and hostles.
9. Streamline the tax system by instituting a value-added tax and a
severely progressive income tax (anything over a million a year goes
to the treasury)
10. The beam that every plank of this platform is supported by is Body
Sovereignty. We all own our bodies.