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Mon chéri Flambe,

This, she is such zee problem. I should like some advice! Mon Dieu! I brought the boyfriend to my boudoir, mais zee roommate, he was so upset! He came home vith zee shotgun for to shoot off my suitor's skull! I was zee assistant! I helped zee paramour out of zee back window and ...

Je m'appel Levitra.

Je suis la lounge singer fantastique.

Zere iz she no other Levitra zen MOI!

Merci, mes amis!

Oooo la la! Eez zeet zee mademoiselle in zee d'stress, monsieur Scoozies?

'Zat she iz zee bull, oui?

Zee mademoiselle, she always haz zee bull to tease her, non?

Combien? $25,000?

Je payerais $25.000 à sauver de la bullshit!

Mais pour la peinture, non, non, non!

teehee

Ooooo non, non, non!, Monsieur Scoosh!
Je m'appelle Le Vitra! Je ne comprehends
zee name de la EL.

Eez eet ELvira who eez dans la tete
ce soir? Non? Ahhh.... but zees place, she is frightening!
EEEeeeK! Zee cousine espanol, she eez no way moi,
mon poi!

Eeeek! Ooo la LA! Eez it too dark?
Ziss ...

Mademoiselle pandora, zees is zee story tres amusement!
Monsieur Tom, he iz zee funny person, yes?

Zees trailer place,
she be zee frightening one!
Ooo la la!

Mizz Prynne,
Zee mademoiselles Cialis et Viagra
will be arrive on zee choo-choo soon!
Keep your voice in tune et
nous will be zinging avec tu!
C'est c'est bon! Oui?

OOOO La La
Je suis tres embarassment!

It is SHE, zee ONE, zee ONLY
Lounge Singer Magnifique
Zee FANTASTIQUE
le plus Grand
Chanteuse de la Monde

Madame Hester Prynne!

I bow to you, Madame!
Zing zee chansons for us, oui?
Chantez quelques chansons!
OOOOO La La!

Ahhh, Madame Prynne!
Bienvenue au salon de bas de page!

Excusez-nous for zee disparaître of zee chanteurs!
Merci for zee standing in to give zee audience zee chansons!

Monsieur Amore could not resist zee sparkling
on la robe avec les sequins bleus!
He took me to zee trailer numéro trois
For zee ...

Non non, mon petit poi lounge zinger!
Menage a trois does she not interezt me!
Let us chanson, sil vous plait? Oui?

Zee moon, she is up in zee altitudes!
Eez time! Eez now zee dark!
Letz sing for zee trailer park!

My sister, Cialis, she is zee one
who has eyes for you,
Monsieur Les S. Amore,
Eez it you who do not see?
Viagra eez no sister to moi!
(La fille haz zee desire for me)

Je m'appel Lavitra! I am here, Monsieur Les!
Letz zee chansons begin! I am here in zee room!
You speak zeez words as if je suis not ici, but letz
zee musique play! Vould you adore to play with me?
Ziss, zee accent, she not zee Cajun!
Je suis venu de Paris!

(Je suis désolé. I cannot spell.
Eez it ...

Bonsoir, mon amour! I am here!
Letz begin zee warm up, mon dear.
I wore zee sequeened royale bleu gown,
took zee taxee cab from zee oppozeet side of town
and je suis prêt avec mon voix d'alto for zee singing!

Ziss is zee soiree, non, mon chat?
Iz zee pianoforte tuned?
Vhere is zee saxophonist ...