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by Mona Peluda
March 10th, 2005, 12:53 pm
Forum: Ask da Biotch! - Advice Column
Topic: Unsightly facial hair!
Replies: 1
Views: 4754

Unsightly facial hair!

Biotch,
I have a sincere problem
Tomorrow I am planning on attending La Marche Madness Ball with my new beau, Brice Anistonitts IV. Yesterday I went to ged my upper lip waxed as usual and to my dismay, the woman competely ruined my face! Not only did she leave a mowhawk right above my beautifully ...
by Mona Peluda
December 19th, 2004, 7:56 pm
Forum: Ask da Biotch! - Advice Column
Topic: Christmas Shopping
Replies: 5
Views: 7100

well...

Well!
You are impossible to talk to Lester! I refuse to call you anything other than what mother named you! How insulted she'll be when she finds out that you go parading on the internet under this guise

I do hope you will be respectful and not bring your cheap floozie to Christmas, I assure you ...
by Mona Peluda
December 19th, 2004, 6:56 pm
Forum: Ask da Biotch! - Advice Column
Topic: Christmas Shopping
Replies: 5
Views: 7100

wait a darn minute here!

Wait a darn minute here!
Lester!
You told me you were going to stop talking about Stacey, we are all quite tired of her you know, she really is no good for your image. Really now, comport yourself.
I do enjoy that picture you have up
What the handsome fellow our father was
by Mona Peluda
December 19th, 2004, 6:51 pm
Forum: Ask da Biotch! - Advice Column
Topic: What an insult to my intelligence!
Replies: 2
Views: 5286

What an insult to my intelligence!

This studio is absolutely dreadful! This is nonsense! What an insult to my intelligence this is
and yet I am intrigued

Dare I ask you for the advice that my heart longs for?
to give into such temptation.....
It is imperative I ask, for my eyes long to be filled with your wisdom

Biotch:
I am ...

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