Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

no prob constatine, you crrrazy grrrreek

(you haven't lived until you hear my Bill Murray version of Danke Shein.)

I'm international like that, very Cosmo.

Arcadia, those Argentine girls really knock me out
and Georgia's always on my my my my my mind

hot tune dude
like slick sweat on a brazilian girl
I'll play it in the lounge tonight
if you hum me a few bars

I like it because the title is my name in Spanish
I wonder what it sounds like in Portuguese?

I wanted to be a flyin' monkey, man
they are so hip

but that wasn't on the list
so I'll have to pick the Wiz

I'm such a phony
perfect for the part

don't pull dem curtains apart
they shoulda written a part for Mack the Knife

I like to go in with a cigarette between my lips
lifts in my shoes
casually pull out the zippo
offer her one
sing a few bars of You Are So Beautiful
"what are you doing tonight?"

SRG, maybe that was a night that you don't remember.

One of the little drawbacks to robot girls is that after two shots of Absolut, they turn into something disgracefully resembling a human.

The inventors didn't know how to handle this problem. It was a design flaw.

My solution is simple. Give ...

Here is a video of a little club I played at on Centra Nova

If you look closely you can see SRG in some of the scenes
she is the one who is about to throw her panties on the stage

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constantine wrote:that's another fine mess you got me in, les. this planet sucks out loud. got a light?

do you mind a kitchen match? I'm old fashioned.

yes, I'm debarking for the galaxy called
Victoriassecret 6969
it's a little out of the way galaxy
with many friendly lounges
cheap drinks and the atmosphere
is saturated with panties
you can literally breathe them

hope to see you there, SRG

I had my teeth whitened. It was very embarrassing.
the spotlights would glare on them
all the groupies were blinded
it was a nightmare

I'm just gonna croon
skinny legs and all

"Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, babe
and he keeps them pearly white"

but what the paying public doesn't know
is that SRG is part human
like Obama is part white

those panties peel off easily
no matter what planet they come from
and then they stick
the stage hands hated them

Super Robot Girl used to throw her panties at me
when I was playing in the lounge at the NoTell Motel
the candles were red with fishnet hose

She refused to read Bukowski
after he said, "A woman sleeps with a poet
and right away she's a literary critic."

When you incur the wrath of Super Robot ...

no lounge singer can do without this tune

http://www.studioeight.tv/musicpost/66.mp3

Dear Biotch

Here is my problem.

I'm hooked up with this little bimbo. She's cute as a bug, but she only likes to do the wild thing maybe twice or three times a day. This hardly keeps up with my sexual needs. What should I do?

Les

Dear Biotch

I'm at a major crisis point in my life. I don't know which brand of tequila to drink. Cuervo is nice but a bit overpriced if you want to drink the Especial. Souza ain't too bad but inevitably I get down to the bar brands like Azteca and I don't have to tell you what that feels like the ...

Reagan's dead and Jodie Foster is reaching menopause
they oughta let John Hinkley go home.