Coolest dude

[singlemalt]

Keefe.

What? You think you're cooler than Mr. Richards? How many girls have you banged? How many tunes have you written? How many drugs have you ingested, snorted, injected, eaten, smoked, inhaled, consumed -- and lived to tell about it? How many times have you jammed in front of two, ten, forty, eighty thousand people? How many times have you hung out with Mick writing songs? How many times have you been woken up from sleep because you had to write down the most killer riff that came to you, out of nowhere? How many times have you picked up a guitar and blew every cat out of the water? How many times have you sold your soul to the devil? Oh yeah, did I mention the girls?

Yep. Didn't think so.

You think you know someone who's cooler (yours truly excluded)?



Bring

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bitch