The January 21 Knock Yer Socks Off Jam

[Lightning Rod]

doreen peri on smith & wesson midi piano
meets Scott Joplin

http://doreenperi.com/taketwoentertainer.mov

[stilltrucking]

lotus with om
aum dark green
tatoo the picture can't compromise

tatoo on his arm from world war one
faded after forty five years
so much fear for that man
the undertaker got his facial expresstion right
why did he seem like he was scowling at me
a faded anchor
my friend from Vanderbilt with his jungle hat and "participant south eas asia war games 1968-69" patch
what kind of games didthe the boys play in viet nam
why did he have all those cigarette burns on his arms
why do little boys have to play with there guns to feel like a man
take your smith and wesson and shove it where the sun don't shine

but let us be positive pirates and think only good thoughts

judy judy judy my sister myself
why are boy men so boring

[jimboloco]

quaff is the werd

One entry found for quaff.


Main Entry: quaff
Pronunciation: 'kwäf, 'kwaf
Function: verb
Etymology: origin unknown
intransitive senses : to drink deeply
transitive senses : to drink (a beverage) deeply
- quaff noun
- quaff·er noun

i met a lady in ft worth
at a show at the museum
picasso's don quixote
"do you wanna ride a buffalo?" she said

she drank a bottle of riunite red
in her spread
dress old style
blue an long an wide
ya could sleep under it
an play

which we did

in the park near the zoo
at dusk there is a calm an then
all the critters roar

[perezoso]

Miss Doe P. on "The Entertainer" --Brav-O


Sweet. Know Maple Leaf Rag or others?

In days of yore
Joplin seemed a bit corny
but he's really
a decent composer methinx.

Complexity is everything.

[jimboloco]

got to go
kid wants the 'puter
something i don't know what?

[Lightning Rod]

Smith said to Wesson one day,
"Let's make an instrument to keep the peace
it will be a force for freedom and liberty."
blue steel for democracy

[hester_prynne]

why bonk
when you can honk?

why epistle
when you can whistle?

why diss
when you can kiss

smooch smooch
(bigwetone)

[perezoso]

in days of old
when knights were bold
'ere surrogates
were invented;
they left their loads
in strange abodes
and they
were so
contented

[Doreen Peri]

Miss Doe-P knows not much.
She's doe-py and as such
She plays a little Maple Rag
But you might find it much a drag.
Such is your darn luck.
Fuck!

love,

Doe P.

[Lightning Rod]

she let the lettuce out
lettuce being a relative of the poppy
iceberg lettuce with a head
big as a bowling ball

oh yes, the head had a mind of it's own
complex as an artichoke with fringes
she asked the lettuce about his religion
and when he answered
she drew her Smith & Wesson

[Doreen Peri]

I remember a little ditty
when I was sweet and not so pretty
went like this, you might recall
when you were a hunk
and I was a doll

in days of old
when knights were bold
before the rubber was invented...
they put their socks
upon their cocks
and babies were prevented

[Glorious Amok]

well dp, that post hits a little
too close to home for me...
but if you can't beat 'em (ahem)
join em, so if they got socks,
we got ways of making pet rocks talk
..ain't we?

got fun on the brain, not guns
altho i always wondered
if jesus hadda been shot insteada hung onna stick
would today's folks wear little pistols round their necks?
and fathers hand them down to sons
on birthdays and graduations, sayin...
"here boy, this'll keep you saved.
talk to this when you need to."

...and then i realize that yeah,
they already do.

[stilltrucking]

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who'll decide where to go.
~Dr. Seuss

I was a scary kid and it seems like it is taking forever to grow out of it.

heaps upon piles
fire fans the flames
woman, junk prevails
man, dig deeper
till you find the source

http://scroll.org/

mark that spot on your wall
be there
be ready
be prepared

anything can happen at a jam
and if we're lucky

it will
http://www.studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1897
So how do you prepare for a jam
well you

quaff is the werd

don't spoil my funk
self-medicate junk,
a one sided-scale
all velocity
no proclivity,
streets of god man
not nativity,
and ain't nobody son
can take these
dirty deeds
away from me.
http://scroll.org/


"A woman is the wonder of the world"
the only redeeming quality i have found for texas are those troubadours, you just can't live in Texas unless you got a lot of soul, and it don't matter who is in Austin Lady Bird is still the queen.


I saw surfermike for the first time in months
I wonder if G-d had a smith and wesson that day he met him on that hill top?

[Lightning Rod]

a little music to lightnen up the partay

http://studioeight.tv/musicpost/discotango.mp3

[jimboloco]

sub-genious an sub cute
i don gib a hoot
you can root]
an toot
i said to da lady
as she queried the
prescription
she snorted
i retorted

i am a critilkill care nurse
she seyz ,i am both
so what sub dis an sub dat

she asks
what does the "sub-cute" on the doc's prescription mean?
hospice refuger
intruder into my domain
i seyz, like, "sub-cute and sub-genious"
"I am both!"
she wants a straight answer and i do dat
well she goes bakllistic

chuck berry in a straight jacket

oh man i saw dis kid
black dark
lymphoma jack
million dollah man
sick got tya gib him a million dollah
pep talk so hey
where's da glib now, catus petra?

an she slready writ it

got fun on the brain, not guns
altho i always wondered
if jesus hadda been shot insteada hung onna stick
would today's folks wear little pistols round their necks?
and fathers hand them down to sons
on birthdays and graduations, sayin...
"here boy, this'll keep you saved.
talk to this when you need to."

...and then i realize that yeah,
they already do.
_________________

yo ho got hit on da head wid a plastic rubber
basketball

i am a happy drunk wid da step an fetchit
grankid