"Ward Nine - Frontal Lobotomy" Improv Play
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"Ward Nine - Frontal Lobotomy" Improv Play
Subtitle
"If it Moves, Watch it - If it Watches You, Move"
Welcome, ladies and gentleman!
This is Studio Eight's first LIVE improv play!
The Setting
A mental hospital, ward 9, basement floor, located in the countryside of some unknown country. There is a war raging outside the walls of the hospital.
The Characters
Join in or just watch. If you'd like to be a character in the play, introduce yourself with your first post. Tell your character's name and a description of your character. Then, each time you post, post the name of your character before your post like this character name - What the character says.
Or something. lol
OK..... GO!
"If it Moves, Watch it - If it Watches You, Move"
Welcome, ladies and gentleman!
This is Studio Eight's first LIVE improv play!
The Setting
A mental hospital, ward 9, basement floor, located in the countryside of some unknown country. There is a war raging outside the walls of the hospital.
The Characters
Join in or just watch. If you'd like to be a character in the play, introduce yourself with your first post. Tell your character's name and a description of your character. Then, each time you post, post the name of your character before your post like this character name - What the character says.
Or something. lol
OK..... GO!
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Good Evening, Ladies & Gentlemen
i'm Queen E, and i'm here early to adjust the atmosphere in the room. i like to test the aura and add elements of sin, sweet and salty, depending on the reikometor readings and the intuitive chakra warning signs.
So, don't bother about me, i'll just smudge the corners with sweet scented sage....simply...soooothing.....
i'm Queen E, and i'm here early to adjust the atmosphere in the room. i like to test the aura and add elements of sin, sweet and salty, depending on the reikometor readings and the intuitive chakra warning signs.
So, don't bother about me, i'll just smudge the corners with sweet scented sage....simply...soooothing.....
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My name is Delores de la Debois
I should not be locked up in this asylum. I am perfectly normal. The aliens from Traclesius had me committed but they were in costume to look just like my parents and husband. They claimed I started the fire which burned down the family estate. But it was actually them who set the fire, not me. They are everywhere. Be careful! They are in the TV set in the lounge room. I watch them watching you all of the time! The only way to hide from them is to paint yourself white all over. I have buckets of white paint for sale in my room. $5.
I should not be locked up in this asylum. I am perfectly normal. The aliens from Traclesius had me committed but they were in costume to look just like my parents and husband. They claimed I started the fire which burned down the family estate. But it was actually them who set the fire, not me. They are everywhere. Be careful! They are in the TV set in the lounge room. I watch them watching you all of the time! The only way to hide from them is to paint yourself white all over. I have buckets of white paint for sale in my room. $5.
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(humming to herself)
just a spoonful of sugar...makes the thc go down...the thc go down down down down around the floor.....and up up up at the ceiling and around and around ooh, the whirlling dervish of it all
(humming to herself)
oh! excuse me dolores. Is that person with you? Could you move your fifth testical sir?
just a spoonful of sugar...makes the thc go down...the thc go down down down down around the floor.....and up up up at the ceiling and around and around ooh, the whirlling dervish of it all
(humming to herself)
oh! excuse me dolores. Is that person with you? Could you move your fifth testical sir?
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Doctor Conn is not a doctor,
but he is a con.
Queen E., as you can see,
doesn't have anything on!
She's naked as a jaybird!
No wonder they locked her here!
She used to run around outside
like that, then disappear!
They had a hard time catching her.
She was good at disappearing!
They charged her with insanity.
I attended the hearing.
Doctor Conn is from Traclesius.
So is Miss. Queen E.
They're aliens, I tell you and
they're trying to take over me!
Both want control of my body!
Both want control of my mind!
I'm going to paint myself invisible!
They're sneaking up to me from behind!
Help!
but he is a con.
Queen E., as you can see,
doesn't have anything on!
She's naked as a jaybird!
No wonder they locked her here!
She used to run around outside
like that, then disappear!
They had a hard time catching her.
She was good at disappearing!
They charged her with insanity.
I attended the hearing.
Doctor Conn is from Traclesius.
So is Miss. Queen E.
They're aliens, I tell you and
they're trying to take over me!
Both want control of my body!
Both want control of my mind!
I'm going to paint myself invisible!
They're sneaking up to me from behind!
Help!
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involuntary servitude!
involun
involve
involve yourself in decrazed servitude
Doctor, did you read the magazine in the 3rd stall of the Ladies?
"have you unwittingly submitted to a life of servitude to Big Brother?" (http://www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v308
don't go read it now, we were just getting to such a nice topic....
what was it? Where is everyone? Where are those people Delores keeps mentioning?
involun
involve
involve yourself in decrazed servitude
Doctor, did you read the magazine in the 3rd stall of the Ladies?
"have you unwittingly submitted to a life of servitude to Big Brother?" (http://www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v308
don't go read it now, we were just getting to such a nice topic....
what was it? Where is everyone? Where are those people Delores keeps mentioning?
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Delores de la Debois
The people I speak of aren't people at all!
They're aliens and they're in the stall
in the ladies room and also they're in
the television screen wearing a grin!
They hide inside the eyes of man
and peer out at us! Don't you understand?
Ms. E, you think you're really a queen?
You're one of THEM! You're skin is green!
Underneath that face of yours, you hide!
But I know the truth that's found inside!
You're an alien from the planet Traclesius!
I'll expose you all! I'm writing a theses.
When I present it to the guards
they'll let me out of here and give me an award!
I'll be a star on CNN News
once I let your secrets loose!
The people I speak of aren't people at all!
They're aliens and they're in the stall
in the ladies room and also they're in
the television screen wearing a grin!
They hide inside the eyes of man
and peer out at us! Don't you understand?
Ms. E, you think you're really a queen?
You're one of THEM! You're skin is green!
Underneath that face of yours, you hide!
But I know the truth that's found inside!
You're an alien from the planet Traclesius!
I'll expose you all! I'm writing a theses.
When I present it to the guards
they'll let me out of here and give me an award!
I'll be a star on CNN News
once I let your secrets loose!
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