I keep trying to kill still trucking

[gypsyjoker]

"I saw a bit in the National Enquirer about a man in Bizerkistan who is a hundred and forty years old and has been smoking two packs a day of pall malls since he was nine. "

I'm not convinced Pall Malls were around Bizerkistan in 1884. What do you think..? (L'Rod smokes those if I remember rightly)

I took poetic license and changed the brand to Pall Malls cause I was thinking of Clay.

And it was not Bizerkeisstan, but Rumania or Albania or something like that.

And I did not read it in the National Enquirer but on a wacko website full of weird stuff.

Other than that it is the gospel truth

I must have miss read you again Cecil.

http://studioeight.tv/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... es+smoking

I am happy
to hear you have not started smoking again.

btw
I scrambled the password for stilltrucking to keep me from making anymore posts.
of course I can still get a new password, but I will not do that, I am just tryng to prevent any accidental posts. I decided not keep posting till 10,000, 9982 is close enough.

[jimboloco]

how can ST have anymore posts if he is not posting anymore?

the gypsies in romania are enjoying the beautiful countryside
collecting scrap metals
ecological caretakers,
those romanians

no joke

try american spirit tobacco

taste is good and
by th way. pall malls are marlboros defrocked

where is john wayne when we need him
and steve mcqueen
and humphrey bogart
an stilltrucking?

[gypsyjoker]

He is hard to kill, but at least he does not fall asleep anymore with that shotgun under his chin.

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[jimboloco]

smoke smoke smoke thet cigar(ette)\

poisonally
i am stillsmoking (pot)

fuckit

holy ganjaweed, mon

where is stilltrucking when we need him?


been on th lamb, me an my step-grandson jess put up a swimmin pool, hiot dawg, it's fillin yup

on th day o'bama clinched th nomination
th sons of th conferacy put up a huge rebel phlagg
on th main interstate I-4

guess they won't be a votin. mon

give yer lungz a break

exhale

[gypsyjoker]

Sons of the confederacy, they say it is not about heritage not hate. Oh yeah.

Nothing much ever happens here, just the occasional child shaken to death by mother's boy friend.

The headline said, "What Kind of Animal Would do This" and I am thinking the same kind of animal that painted the Sistine Chapel.

[jimboloco]

homo suckians
homo shitheadians

i got a bet with a large and sexy black lady
cheryl
she don't believe that o'bama is gonna get elected
"they won't elect a black man president!"
if he win's she has to kiss me on my bald spot!

son's of th confederassy
th old myths never duyie
they just fade away

we got a new phlagg out on i-4
th central florita freeway
th son's of th confederassy
done raised up a huge confederate phlagg

i was thinkin bout going stealth
burnin it daown
mercy

homo shake-ums
he's th decider

[gypsyjoker]

ya ja
you can be too kolar blind jimboloco
our single mom in chicago talkin to me like I am a fool
Well I guess she is right


he hit me upside the head with a two by four when my back was turned
that was about my third mistake that day turning my back when he called me a n*gger

the second mistake was getting out of my car, I should have hauled my almost white ass out of there

and the the first mistake was not being afraid very afraid of driving into the ghetto up town mobtown.

I should have told my teamster bro that I could not give him a ride home, but like I said you can get too color blind, you work around people, good people you stop noticing things like skin color, it is only important to racists,

So you know I wonder what the faith of Barry O's mama was. You know if she was a Jewess, there would be no question of whether Obama was white or black,
he would be a Jew boy, he could get John Hagee to buy him a ticket to Israel.

George Carlin died for my sins
and I ain't feeling to good either.

[gypsyjoker]

speaking of skin color
I been curious about something
I had a couch person living with me in Nashville
A Friend from Togo
He was the blackest black man I have ever met
This was in a basement apartment
I have heard it was black as a vietnam jungle
even so
Icould see him in the dark
as if he glowed
he was blacker than the dark
we hitched across the south together in the summer of 1976
a thousand miles from Nashville to "Chocalate town" or so the receptionst at his Embassy in DC refered to washington as chocolate town.

We had no racial problems with anyone we met on that trip, a salt and pepper team.

Am I latent racist
are you a peckerhead
what does a got dam winkie mean

[stilltrucking]

You are probably right about the Bezerkestan smoker Cecil. Now that I think about it I read that on one of those neo n*zi holocaust denial web sites, not the National Enquirer.

Here in today's news is the story of Bir Narayan Chaudhuri of Nepal, a regular smoker who died at the age of 141.

___________________________________________
I don't know if you are going to get that kiss Jim.
I heard about all those cars vandalized in florida with racists slogans against obama.


McCain says we could have won in Vietnam, won what I wonder? Well from the way it is going now I think Karl Rove is going to get a third term.

I wish Clay would devote one his Poet's Eye to McCain
I am going to vote for obama and hope you get your kiss compadre.

[Artguy]

Truckin...yer always in the right gear...

[stilltrucking]

No gear at all
Georgia Over Drive AG

Past Go
ten thousand posts

Georgia Overdrive
Erie silence
uncanny experience to roll down a straight away a six percent grade with the truck in neutral. Talk about mindless will ya.

100 mph X 80,000#
Momentous experience
like ten thousand posts
no reason for any of them
except I was born to scribble

[stilltrucking]

I just woke up from a nap

In which I was having a hell of a nightmare

Someone had hacked into my dream and I had to watch all ten thousand of my posts here scroll before my eyes.

[the mingo]

reading this had my best laugh all week so far...almost spilled my milk & graham crackers on the floor spinning around in my chair...
Graffiti - Arting the Unites

[stilltrucking]

glad somebody appreciates my sense of humor
gracias compadre


Graffiti- get a job

12:7

[Lightning Rod]

truck,

sometimes your black and quirky sense of humor is the only thing that sustains me

I'm holding off on writing about McCain
I was taught to respect my elders (even you)
I would hate to find myself in a position of making fun of an old man

in fact it wouldn't hurt my feelings if he became president
I would prefer Obama of course

who is going to win this election?
America
either way it goes