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Post by mtmynd » August 26th, 2008, 7:35 pm

My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday
and she is gorgeous... absolutely beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

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Post by Doreen Peri » August 26th, 2008, 8:09 pm

:lol: :? :) :D :P

funny stuff, cecil

i'm laughing over here

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Post by Lightning Rod » August 26th, 2008, 10:00 pm

funny cec, did she offer to examine you for glasses or offer to perform electrolosis on your palm? :lol:
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Post by stilltrucking » August 30th, 2008, 9:50 am

Excellent joke Cecil.

I had to take a DOT physical in Dallas one year. My medical card had expired and I could not get back to San Antone to my regular doctor who had hands like a catcher's mit.

The doctor in Dallas was a petite pretty blonde woman. When I saw who was going to give me my physical I almost walked out.

On the upside she had such small little hands. When she said my prostate was okay I knew it was true. She had her whole arm in there up to the elbow.

Such a humilating experience, not erotic at all. I was trying to make a joke to save my dignity and I said "I used to be circumsized" She said "it's the weight."

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