Note from a 60-year-old re: living to 80

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Note from a 60-year-old re: living to 80

Post by Doreen Peri » May 13th, 2009, 12:16 pm

I got this in my email today from a friend. - DP

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I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

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Post by still.trucking » May 17th, 2009, 7:29 pm

'Then, why do you even give a shit?
A dam good question.
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Post by .Lucy. » June 1st, 2009, 1:10 pm

HA!

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