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HA!!!!
This seriously makes me wish I could tell a joke...If someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to tell a joke to save my life, I'd pretty much be gone in a matter of minutes.
Well, at least I can say I'm goofy...Does that count?
This seriously makes me wish I could tell a joke...If someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to tell a joke to save my life, I'd pretty much be gone in a matter of minutes.
Well, at least I can say I'm goofy...Does that count?
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