2005 Mergers

[Doreen Peri]

Watch for these consolidations in 2005.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

[bennie]

did you make these up?

Haha, great. Nice to wake up to on a sunday afternoon.

Thanks for sharing them.

[Doreen Peri]

No. I should have said ... got these in my email from someone the other day.

I *wish* I wrote them!

cracked me up!