mixed emotions

[mtmynd]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about Psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.
I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

So she said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick… “

[recvd in an e/m]

[jim turner]

About like the lady foursome golfing who notice a guy urinating, half-hidden by a tree. Nobody they knew, they agreed, and the saucy one even went so far as to say, "Certainly not a member of the club." jim