extinction of the b.j.

[Lao C Ryter]

Viagra and Cialis have made the b.j. obsolete, can we get a pill to moisten the vag? Foreplay now is swallowing a pill and performing cunnilingus for 20 minutes while the medication takes effect.

[tarbaby]

[merlynh]

I was feeling old today; not missing, not having a girlfriend, but not that desperate. Okay I'll admit I have false teeth. Oh man this is weird.

Not a me and Mrs Jones sort of encounter. . . Was it?

[jimboloco]

At the Veterans Administration I am getting Levitra for $2 a pop.
Before this I was getting Viagra at about $12 a pop.
Now, since my wife divorced me,
I am saving a large supply.
Waiting for the Cabadario!
Waiting for a hericaine!
Waiting for my karma to ripen.
Grateful I no longer have to walk around with a hard on.

Now, if I can just get this BP med corrected,
I'll be OK. No nitrates or young women for me.
Mature conversation and stupid laughter is all I need.
Almost 64 and no body loves me anymore.

Not quite extinct just yet.
Where is Madonna when she needs me?
Nothing false but the urge to smile.