Me likey laughy

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Lao C Ryter
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Me likey laughy

Post by Lao C Ryter » December 4th, 2010, 3:25 am

I dont have the balls to become a eunuch.
seat belt extension.
perspective horoscope.
a married black guy is pretty much a white guy.
Iphone radiator.
What do you get when you cross a road.......a chicken.
rocky mountain flaming kitten jugglers association.
I can picture Ansel Adams blowing on a Polaroid.
my priapic has become post-apic.
if words could mend the holes in my quilt
night would be lost for my shiver.

-FIN

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Post by Doreen Peri » December 8th, 2010, 8:29 pm

I dont have the balls to become a eunuch.
Hahahahaa! I'm stealing that!

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Post by Lao C Ryter » December 9th, 2010, 8:29 pm

You may have it Doreen, the first one is on the house!
if words could mend the holes in my quilt
night would be lost for my shiver.

-FIN

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Re: Me likey laughy

Post by jimboloco » May 12th, 2011, 4:03 am

I once knew a man who told the vets group
he had one descended testacle.
He was insecure about this.
He was a combat medic in Vietnam.
I told him, man, you've got a lot of ball!
One hung low, one stayed high!
Men to men.
What would a woman say?
Nothing new.
Crack a nut!
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]

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