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Post by stilltrucking » October 20th, 2012, 3:39 pm

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Re: funny

Post by SadLuckDame » October 21st, 2012, 12:57 am

It's grand, Jack. Really grand.
Make it again, please and ty.
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

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Re: funny

Post by stilltrucking » November 8th, 2012, 11:15 pm




Nina Conti:
Her Masters Voice
The Freakiest Love Story Ever Told

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Re: funny

Post by SadLuckDame » November 9th, 2012, 10:11 am

It made me almost cry.
I've never thrown my voice,
but I did try to kill the dame before and so I know
and I know. I know I've met him or she has or we have,
anyway, it was someone like him, teacher man.
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

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Re: funny

Post by stilltrucking » November 16th, 2012, 3:09 pm

a high honor to be a teacher man
so many bad talent 'ventriloquis acts' I have seen, I forgot what an amazing talent for one to have.

For some reason she reminds me of a poem about a 'witch wife' by that woman with three names who I can't think of at this time saint something I think. OH yes Saint Edna, she has way too much hair :P

haunted :( 8) by black and white shimmering pictures of Mary Pickford :D today, after night mare of angry white zombies last night a drum beating a gong, a banging at the door the pounding of my heart. those little bits of life that strike out of the blue, the memory, experiences of being alive.

better to think of it as a movie
mama don't take my koda krome away


funny how time accelerates and speeds up, seasonal time, this must be what November is like, this lingering between fall and winter

a very fast November
funny how time slips away when you are having fun

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Re: funny

Post by stilltrucking » November 29th, 2012, 2:34 pm

HOw about this one:

A Texan on a quiz show was asked the question "where was Jesus Christ born?"
The Texan answered "Lufkin." The moderator said no that is wrong but you have one more chance to answer. The Texan said, "Kilgore"
The moderator said I am sorry but the is wrong too. The correct answer is Palestine.

And the Texan said, "I knew it was in East Texas somewhere"

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