10 things you hardly ever hear
Posted: December 7th, 2016, 3:13 pm
"For New Year's, I'd really like to gain about 20 pounds."
"Dad, would you DJ my 14th birthday party?"
"Honey, I insist - it's MY turn to clean the bathroom."
"Super Bowl? Nah, PBS is airing a documentary on tort reform I'd rather watch."
"I'll give you $20,000 for this car, and not a penny less!"
"Here, take my Xbox for a while. I want to go out and play."
"Why don't you take the aisle seat? I really prefer the middle."
"I'll pass on the bacon chili cheeseburger, but that tofu lettuce wrap looks pretty tempting."
"You kids get onto my lawn!"
"Yes, that dress makes you look fat."
"Dad, would you DJ my 14th birthday party?"
"Honey, I insist - it's MY turn to clean the bathroom."
"Super Bowl? Nah, PBS is airing a documentary on tort reform I'd rather watch."
"I'll give you $20,000 for this car, and not a penny less!"
"Here, take my Xbox for a while. I want to go out and play."
"Why don't you take the aisle seat? I really prefer the middle."
"I'll pass on the bacon chili cheeseburger, but that tofu lettuce wrap looks pretty tempting."
"You kids get onto my lawn!"
"Yes, that dress makes you look fat."
