Corn Flakes

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Sober Duck
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Corn Flakes

Post by Sober Duck » April 12th, 2005, 9:12 pm

As I stopped for a red light and looked over at the corner,
I saw a man standing there with a rather large butcher knife just a whacking away and stabbing a large box of Corn Flakes.

I believe he was a cereal killer!

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Post by stilltrucking » April 14th, 2005, 5:18 am

they found a truck driver tied up to a tree, he had a banana up his ass and his underwear was full of corn flakes, they suspect a cereal killer


sorry, I hate that joke but the devil made me post it

"i never speak lightly of murder" said miss Marple, "I might temp fate."

The best joke is in washington dc doing faith based rape of the united states

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Post by Sober Duck » April 14th, 2005, 9:37 pm

Speaking of cereal, they just came out with a new cereal called Homie-Os. Just add milk and they eat each other.

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