funny or just wierd?

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your reaction?

I laughed
0
No votes
I vomited
3
75%
I had a little of both going on
1
25%
 
Total votes: 4

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funny or just wierd?

Post by izeveryboyin » November 1st, 2006, 2:51 pm

This is a brief correspondence on myspace between me and some random dude who dug up my profile. My name should be pretty obvious ([n]double[g][er] if you just need to be sure)Read from the bottom up and let me know if you're laughing or vomiting at the end of this.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:24 AM

i guess ill jerk off and finger myself
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:21 PM


dude, all I can do is direct you to a couple of street corners and tell you to hope for the best. I feel sorry for you but that's going to dry up and I'm going to get pissed. Now good luck but definitely good-bye.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:17 AM


plz i hate bein a virgin

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:14 PM


I'm kind of not flattered. Regardless of your offer, I've still gotta say no thanks, buddy.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 10:12 AM


25?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 12:10 PM


no thanks, buddy.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 9:55 AM



a quickie
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [n]double[g][er]
Date: Nov 1, 2006 11:50 AM


of course I do. The question to ask would be am I willing to do whatever dubious task it is that would allow me to make 20 bucks. Which is what?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: el street fight grande
Date: Nov 1, 2006 9:34 AM


hi you want to make 20 bucks
sometimes I just like to breathe.

www.technicolorfraud.blogspot.com

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Post by Dave The Dov » November 2nd, 2006, 2:23 pm

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Post by izeveryboyin » November 2nd, 2006, 4:38 pm

they definitely get wierder and wierder.

--k
sometimes I just like to breathe.

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Post by stilltrucking » November 3rd, 2006, 10:01 am

Kind of reminds me of jamelah and litkicks for some reason. even if sex was the last thing on my mind, or so I thought.

Where is anniefay when you need her? She had to flame me on litkicks. It was all because of poem j wrote about an old man sitting on a park bench holding a leaf.

I remember the first time I saw your face. You had a picture of yourself with a newspaper or something in front of your face. It was animated so that the paper would move and I could see a brief glimpse of your face.

"Chantilly lace and a pretty face"

Oh yeah, I am still a big bopper, if a senile one.

Still thinking about my answer to your poll question. You are very cool.

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Post by izeveryboyin » November 3rd, 2006, 4:44 pm

wiat.. whose face? mine?

try not to over work yourself w/answering the poll. wouldn't want you to pulla brain muscle. haha

I didn't really know jamelah so I can't say much about her alleged obssession w/sex.

--k

p.s I think you're very cool too.
sometimes I just like to breathe.

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Post by stilltrucking » November 3rd, 2006, 11:20 pm

I don't think she was obsessed with sex.

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