order out of chaos

[constantine]

sometimes i wonder
how much pizza have i eaten?
i go over it in my mind
i try to arrive at some formula
a means of calculation
that can approximate with a degree
of accuracy acceptable
to one such as i,
but through the course of my efforts
i get hungry and call domino's or papa john
and it throws off my formula
i have to recalculate
make the necessary adjustments
but then it hits me
some of the pizzas had six slices
while others had eight
then there is the ohio factor
with their checkerboard slicing technique
that gives you around 25 portions
mini-slices, mini-squares
how does one deal with that
how can you make order out of chaos
even mussolini, with his legendary
penchant for efficiency, remember
how he made the trains run on time
even mussolini, would have thrown
his hands in the air in exasperation
jaw thrust out, stubbornly refusing
to acknowledge that the problem
even exists in the first place
and he's fucking italian!
he ought to know better if you ask me

[Nazz]

And don't even get me started on all that thick crust stuff. They got adjustment factors for that, but it's tricky. I hear they're developing new software.