true story

[constantine]

just watched a crazy ass commercial for toilet paper
with a dog in one of those miner's helmets with the light
but it was a blue light and he was like scoping out their asses
from different angles and seeing through their dresses
like he had xray eyes or maybe it was just the blue light
then he starts saying some crazy shit about something
man, i can't understand it. god help me - it's a madhouse!!

[mtmynd]

it's crazy when true stories come out of madhouses.