pizza poem
Posted: April 2nd, 2011, 2:29 pm
i'd stay up late if there was pizza
it makes me a better person
robust and rotund
if i was certain of good pizza
in the afterlife, if i had faith
i'd slit my throat
right now, sicilian style
i will miss pizza when i'm gone
pizza, i love you
i want to marry you
and fuck your brains out
love me, you pizza fool
give me your cheese
your saucy sauce
garlic, pepperoni
i don't care anymore
i don't care how it's sliced
except if it's cut into squares
i don't like that
it makes no sense to me
how can one slice have crust
and not the other?
that's fucking goofy
it makes me a better person
robust and rotund
if i was certain of good pizza
in the afterlife, if i had faith
i'd slit my throat
right now, sicilian style
i will miss pizza when i'm gone
pizza, i love you
i want to marry you
and fuck your brains out
love me, you pizza fool
give me your cheese
your saucy sauce
garlic, pepperoni
i don't care anymore
i don't care how it's sliced
except if it's cut into squares
i don't like that
it makes no sense to me
how can one slice have crust
and not the other?
that's fucking goofy