he's a regular ham n'egger
a go-getter
a hard-charging white man
that does his duty
and then some
a ham n' egger on texas wheat bread
toasted
and that ain't all
he's bigger than that - better
new and improved
he'll work his ass off for a sammidge
some pumpernickel on rye
toasted
and then some
and that ain't all
he's a double angus meathead burger
a manwich handling, grub rustling
son of a bitch
an atkinson chick-o-stick motherfucker
with grabby left-handers
a boysenboy - a berry head
with compound interest
on top of that and then some
he's a big rock candy shithead
toasted on texas rye wheat bread
big rock candy shithead
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Re: big rock candy shithead
Darn good punchy poem.
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Re: big rock candy shithead
Thinking about saying it out loud...made my mouth happy.
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll
Re: big rock candy shithead
Doll, you may have found a place of rest but I'm still on the trail.
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Re: big rock candy shithead
This poem has swagger.
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