tis the season
to eat turkey
hunting wild butterball
in glen burnie mall
popped off a few rounds
but he's crafty as shit
plugged an alka seltzer
and a bottle of centrum
and chased the fucker
into the frozen food aisle
had him cornered, there
between the klondike
bars and cool whip
fucking bird, frozen
plastic wrapped
and still, it gets away
sliding down the food court
like a fleshy pink hockey puck
butterball - you piss me off
but i like your style
wild butterball
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- stilltrucking
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Re: wild butterball
thank you
very much
you cheered me up
from this holidazed funk
very much
you cheered me up
from this holidazed funk
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Re: wild butterball
awesome- loved this- nice touch- smiles-
thanks- for giving-
thanks- for giving-
reason is over rated, as is logic and common sense-i much prefer the passions of a crazy old woman, cats and dogs and jungle foliage- tropic rain-and a defined sense of who brings the stars up at night and the sun up in the morning---
Re: wild butterball
tis the season
to eat turkey
gracias for the reminder!
to eat turkey
gracias for the reminder!
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Re: wild butterball
happy thanksgiving to my friends and colleagues - that means you!
Re: wild butterball
Gave me a big smile....thanks pal...D
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Re: wild butterball
but you have never seen a hockey puck
nice poem and theme
nice poem and theme
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