triple ass protection
Posted: October 19th, 2013, 4:13 pm
i don't know about you, but
when i hit the streets on friday night
i don't want no accidents
i keep my ass covered - in triplicate!
triple ass protection - i accept no less
first, i break out the tucks
cool - soothing, like anal menthol
then, one of those dependz numbers
with the shield and guard
to protect me, coming and going
finally, i retire to my studio
and get my trusty can of spray fixative
and i crank that baby until
my ass has that lacquer-like finish
impervious and impenetrable to all elements
human and otherwise - inside and out
only then, do i take to the streets
to take care of business at my leisure
when i hit the streets on friday night
i don't want no accidents
i keep my ass covered - in triplicate!
triple ass protection - i accept no less
first, i break out the tucks
cool - soothing, like anal menthol
then, one of those dependz numbers
with the shield and guard
to protect me, coming and going
finally, i retire to my studio
and get my trusty can of spray fixative
and i crank that baby until
my ass has that lacquer-like finish
impervious and impenetrable to all elements
human and otherwise - inside and out
only then, do i take to the streets
to take care of business at my leisure