Seduce Me

Post by **Lightning Rod** » August 14th, 2007, 4:21 pm

I wanna be the woman for awhile
I want you to romance me
buy me flowers
hang on my every word
caress me for hours

show me how you want to be seduced
do you want to be the engine or the caboose?

take me to dinner or to a movie
write me a song
approach me with poetry
just don't make it too long

yes, I want to be the chaste and not the chaser
just for awhile
before I come to my senses and regain my guile

I wanna be the woman for awhile

Post by **Doreen Peri** » August 14th, 2007, 4:53 pm

Actually, it usually is the woman who does the seducing.

Men haven't been "suitors" for a LONG time. Generations.

Women are the ones who flirt, ask for a date, make arrangements to get together, initiate sex, etc. Most often. In my experience anyway.

I don't think I've ever been pursued by a man like that. I've always been the pursuer. Oh well, now that I think of it, there were guys back in high school who were quite pesky about it and wouldn't go away without me having to resort to being mean to them. Other than that, all my adult life, either there was an immediate mutual attraction or I've been the flirt/seducer.

Maybe your ad here will work for you. There are many seductresses out on the net. I'm not sure if any woman would want to think of you as a woman when they're seducing you, though. Unless they're gay or something. But if they were gay, they'd probably want to seduce a woman instead.

Good luck! Have fun.

Post by **mtmynd** » August 14th, 2007, 6:17 pm

for the both of you.

Post by **mistertroll** » August 14th, 2007, 7:10 pm

I've always liked aggressive women. It feels good to be picked out of the crowd.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » August 14th, 2007, 8:08 pm

doreen peri wrote:Actually, it usually is the woman who does the seducing.

I know
It's always lady's choice

Post by **stilltrucking** » August 14th, 2007, 9:45 pm

Nice work Clay
I am working on my PG-13 rating

I remember trying to convince a freind that I am stooopid about women. She could not believe that any man could be that stoopid.

I got a letter from the men's studies department at Smith College
they want me to donate my brain.

A chaste chaser
chastened chaser
If there is such a thing as reincarnation and I have to come back in a woman's body. I hope it is an old old woman/s body. Just for the wisdom.

How does that bit go from the talmud? I am not suer
judih or levi would know, probably joel too

any way I think it goes
"thank you master or creator of the universe for not making me a woman"

I'll google and see what the actual wording is.

Different strokes I suppose
It seems the only advantage I have in being a unwombman is that i got an "other" to love.

Post by **Lightning Rod** » August 14th, 2007, 9:48 pm

god
in His wisdom
didn't create me as a beautiful woman
I would have been a terror

Post by **stilltrucking** » August 14th, 2007, 9:57 pm

‘All our failures are, ultimately, failures in love.’Iris Murdoch

Post by **hester_prynne** » August 15th, 2007, 12:20 am

I've always liked aggressive men. It's nice to be dragged by my hair out of a crowd by a hunka hunka burnin love......

Heh
Hehster.

Great Poem LRod, by the way....
H

Post by **stilltrucking** » August 15th, 2007, 8:43 am

Oh hester baby
I just may be the lunatic you are looking for
can I be your handy man

it sounds to me like you are looking for
looking for H. habilis

"handy man"

I have failed at mainstreet sex too
ferlinghetti's train has passed me
by
I could have still jumped on the caboose
but I said funk it
I think about what pg-13 meant to me in 1953
I hope izzy is doing ok
today may be the day.

"...for a woman it is always about the child"

I can't tell you who said that right now but I bet a dollar to a donut it was a man.

Post by **hester_prynne** » August 15th, 2007, 1:47 pm

Indeed! Lunatics rule!

H

Post by **joel** » August 21st, 2007, 12:19 am

doreen peri wrote:Men haven't been "suitors" for a LONG time. Generations.

If men have not been suitors, dame, the same's not true for boys.
Remove your spice-and-sugar-girls, that game's not true for boys.

That awkward guy, how nervously he tames his crush with ink.
If men have not been suitors, dame, the blame's not true for boys.

With zits and gangly puberty, he aims to written woo.
If men have not been suitors, dame, the frame's not true for boys.

With babyfat and peachfuzz face he flames his postmarked love.
If men have not been suitors, dame, the fame’s not true for boys.

He prays on hope that written love reframes his foolish youth.
If men have not been suitors, dame, the name’s not true for boys.

But she rejects his love—and heartache lames his suitor soul.
If men have not been suitors, dame, the claim’s not true for boys.

He sent the rawness of his heart; what came’s a poor response.
If men have not been suitors, shame—the dame’s not true for boys.

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