When you are a small little girl
They tell you not to take candy from strangers
But they take you to parties with drunk uncles
Perversely good looking and wealthy
They match you to the mall
To sit on a big fat guys lap wearing a red and white suit
Trust me
His fucking reindeer are in danger as well
A little girl now knows that sitting in a fat guys lap
Gets you toys
And the guy comes down the chimney
In the middle of the night
That’s always a comfort
So I am saying
Santa it’s been real
And it’s been fun
But it has not been real fun
Santa
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Great observations, analogies, metaphors, Jana. They sure try to teach us a thing or two about fucking Santa. Haha
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yeah baby
Its not the best idea
Really
Thank God i dont have to see that fat fuck for another year! Wheeeee
Its not the best idea
Really
Thank God i dont have to see that fat fuck for another year! Wheeeee
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Re: Santa
Snips, snails
And puppy-dogs' tails
My childhood was happy in spite of crazy Mike.
Who wanted to see my sister's panties.
Pity the man without a baby sister
Please don't take this too serious,
signed a fan of your work
And puppy-dogs' tails
My childhood was happy in spite of crazy Mike.
Who wanted to see my sister's panties.
Pity the man without a baby sister
Please don't take this too serious,
signed a fan of your work
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I love you guys! I just had to write this..
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