Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

Biotch,
I have a sincere problem
Tomorrow I am planning on attending La Marche Madness Ball with my new beau, Brice Anistonitts IV. Yesterday I went to ged my upper lip waxed as usual and to my dismay, the woman competely ruined my face! Not only did she leave a mowhawk right above my beautifully plump lip, but she also left a hairy trail of her initials on the corner of my mouth to toot her own horn. Now my face is so delicate, I can't shave or wax the unsightly facial hair off. TO make matter worse, when I was trimming my nose hairs, I mistakenly scraped some skin off the top of my nose!
Please help me Biotch! I am in grave danger!
Mona Peluda

Yo
Da first thing I needz to say is yo face is all nasty cuz you aint be chillin wit my peeps. I'll hook you up wit Lil Plucky's big sista Peaches Jr. to get dem hairs out yo way. $5 yo

Yo if yo man dont be likin what yo offer dump his sorry azz
shoooot
sheits pissing me off

damn son