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Post by **e_dog** » May 7th, 2005, 2:21 pm

dog shit on your lawn
-- sorry, but consider it
free fertilizer

Post by **mousey1** » May 14th, 2005, 8:41 pm

Dog shit on lawn
Say hello to
Smelly pie in face

Post by **e_dog** » May 18th, 2005, 4:44 pm

smelly pie thrower,
say hello to:
civil lawsuit

what's the charge?
you ask.
defication of character.

Post by **mousey1** » May 19th, 2005, 6:49 pm

sue me
sue you
sooey, oink oink

Defecation of character
Shitty thing
To say

Post by **jimboloco** » May 23rd, 2005, 12:53 pm

bird poop on coat
dive bombed
good luck florita!

merde is the werde
soft formed brown stool
a banana best!

i disimpacted a guy on sa-turd-day
paralysed from spinal mets
tried to inject mineral oil
hard stool in the rectum
plan B:) mineral oil lubed my gloved hand it was!
used the Force i did dug out the first one
large dark brown and hard
"SHIT!" i said, tossed it into the toilet, got a new glove
and dug back in, the next stool had descended to the anus, so i scooped it out, placed on chuck, then the next and the next, then
instilled the rest of the mineral oil enema and got him on stool
softenerzzzzzzzzz. morphine dripping softly, too..

la la la
dried shit on a stick!
bowz.

dean with schtick and stool

Post by **mousey1** » May 25th, 2005, 10:32 am

On behalf of everyone here at studio8ballinthesidepocket allow me to thank-you soooooooooo much for sharing this shitty little ditty. Informative and gross at the same time.....
Butt....you forgot the disclaimer....

Don't try this at home kiddies!

pee-ess: this, what you writ, belongs in lucy's descriptive writing in less than however many words thread....

you'd come up not empty-handed....
not unlike in your story.

Thanks for sharing.

Two rubber-gloved thumbs up!(from siskel and ebutt!)

Post by **tinkerjack** » May 25th, 2005, 3:13 pm

Ophra did a show on turds last week. Do you ever look down at your stool, Ohphra was relieved to find out she was not the only one that looked down on it in pride. Apparently that is pretty normal.
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a nice big brown turd on the rug
she has just rode away in the ambulance and I wonder, will the circle be unbroken?

I clean the shit off the rug, a weird feeling to clean up after one's mother like that,

wonder how many tons of my shit she cleaned up in her seventy three years.

happy ending need time
time loves happy endings

Post by **jimboloco** » May 27th, 2005, 1:31 pm

[quote] To study yourself is to forget yourself. To forget yourself is to study the cosmos. Dogen? Dried shit on a wooden tongue blade a collected stool sample ordered by a doctor I took it the old man's last shit before he died. In a little plastic jar on the altar in my head. BOWs.

Post by **mousey1** » May 27th, 2005, 1:51 pm

Yes, but...
It was edog that shit on the lawn....
and let's not forget it.

Post by **jimboloco** » May 27th, 2005, 1:54 pm

e dawg's inspiration
contemplation of
character defecation

a catylist for cofuusion
labrynth of deluusion
a maze of canned wormz

opened
wriggglinggg
earthworkerz in compost

turds floating, my my,
top of the cesspool oh so high
floating turdz in the sky!

Post by **stilltrucking** » May 27th, 2005, 6:05 pm

Dr Swift's Pen
Dipped in the feces
of human folly

Dr Freud was born
Between urine and feces
desire and suffering

I got a shrine too
her last good shit
before hospital stay

happy birthday, I can't say you validate me, but it is a good feeling to have you for a friend. I love you man, so now could you loan me twenty bucks

Post by **jimboloco** » May 29th, 2005, 8:54 pm

well if i don't validate you
then bring the mountain to mohammed
may you carry your inward shrine
time for leftover cake!

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