Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

In a Creative Writing thread, I was making a "shopping list" and Constantine & SadLuckDame were both adding to it. I've put the whole list together with all our contributions for the purpose of a Story Challenge.

The challenge is to write a short story using as many of these words as you can.

Paper towels
Cat food
Coffee cream
Fresh veggies, incl. spinach
Fresh fruit, incl. strawberries
Advil = large size
Power drill
Piano sheet music - Chopin
A plane ticket to Jamaica
A male blow-up doll
Black stiletto heels
An iPhone
I pint Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
Three bottles of 1995 Dom Perignon
Red picnic tablecloth
Circular saw
Pitchfork
Fishnet stockings (w/seams)
Two blankets
A portable CD player
Frank Sinatra CD
Mascara
Napkins
Stoned Wheat Thin crackers
Brie
Video camera
Chanel #5
Arsenic
Barbecue skewers
Scissors
Tiki-tiki lamps
Shovel
Sod
Jumbo shrimp
Coffee filters
Potato peeler
Mardi Gras mask
Rope
Shake 'n' Bake
Frying pan
Ballet slippers
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Assault rifle
4 packages of Big Red gum
Dog tranquilizers
Antidepressants
AAA batteries
A package of index cards
small composition book
pencils
A photograph
tape-recorder
gel pens
pennzoil
dixie cups
windex
stridex
diced scungili
bosco
Rubber band ball
Zippo lighter
Walkie-talkie
Small bottle of creme de menthe
Box of 1-gallon plastic storage bags
Hunting knife
Donuts
roll of typewriter ribbon
roll of paper towels
roll of toilet paper
roll of duct tape
role of female hollywood murder tragedy
role of ex ex boyfriend on vodka in front lawn
roll of thin mints
roll of Quaker oat
role of disney princess
Igloo cooler
Ice packs
2 books of postage stamps
Large legal-sized envelopes
Pancake makeup
Blush
Mascara
Red derby hat
Andrea Bocelli CD

lol, looks good to try out,
I might not get a chance till the week-end,
but look forward to reading other's.

Might be fun!

well, I never did this. I never wrote the story. But I really want to!

does that count?

James....
Amazing! Excellent! How'd you do that? I loved it! *applause*!

Dear neologistic...

If you still have a copy of the story you wrote using the words in this list, I would be honored if you'd post it on this thread! If you don't, cool.. np.