this space for rent
i'm gonna purchase it
cheap
cost me nothing
but a dollah, a dime,
an idea
dueting with lilywhite - rented a spot, let's party!
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dueting with lilywhite - rented a spot, let's party!
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I saw the for let sign,
went inside, signed
the contract, interacted
with the landlord during
his interview.
He asked me questions
about my personal life.
Did I have a cat or dog?
Was I somebody's wife?
How late do my kids
stay out at night?
Nosy son of a bitch, I thought.
What gives him the right?
But I paid him first month
and last, moved in and invited
the entire cast from last year's
CATS performance.
We played meeeewsic, danced like
purrrfect devils. It was a helluva
party. Invited the neighbors
so they wouldn't complain.
Landlord took my cash.
I woke up with a headache
and a terrible rash. Somebody
stole my stash but I had a place
to call home.
Better to lease than to own.
Who's gonna clean the champagne
spills on the kitchen tile? Who's gonna
fix the leaky faucet? Glad I paid
a security deposit.
I didn't put your name on the lease, lillywhite.
You're not responsible. Let's du et again tonight!
went inside, signed
the contract, interacted
with the landlord during
his interview.
He asked me questions
about my personal life.
Did I have a cat or dog?
Was I somebody's wife?
How late do my kids
stay out at night?
Nosy son of a bitch, I thought.
What gives him the right?
But I paid him first month
and last, moved in and invited
the entire cast from last year's
CATS performance.
We played meeeewsic, danced like
purrrfect devils. It was a helluva
party. Invited the neighbors
so they wouldn't complain.
Landlord took my cash.
I woke up with a headache
and a terrible rash. Somebody
stole my stash but I had a place
to call home.
Better to lease than to own.
Who's gonna clean the champagne
spills on the kitchen tile? Who's gonna
fix the leaky faucet? Glad I paid
a security deposit.
I didn't put your name on the lease, lillywhite.
You're not responsible. Let's du et again tonight!
- Doreen Peri
- Site Admin
- Posts: 14544
- Joined: July 10th, 2004, 3:30 pm
- Location: Virginia
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