Dor-to-dor solicitors
Posted: October 5th, 2010, 9:45 pm
I'm the Dor.
When the Mormons come knocking at the door, I tell them I'm Catholic. When the 7th-Day Adventists come knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Jewish. When the siding and window salesmen come knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Buddhist and busy meditating. When the Tea Party comes knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Muslim. If you came knocking at my door, I'd invite you in for a glass of wine and some pasta. If you tried to convert me, I'd tell you I was a hard top. (non-convertible)
When the Mormons come knocking at the door, I tell them I'm Catholic. When the 7th-Day Adventists come knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Jewish. When the siding and window salesmen come knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Buddhist and busy meditating. When the Tea Party comes knocking at my door, I tell them I'm Muslim. If you came knocking at my door, I'd invite you in for a glass of wine and some pasta. If you tried to convert me, I'd tell you I was a hard top. (non-convertible)