kiwi times three

[constantine]

1. kiwi trouble

hey kiwi
this time you've gone too far
emu was good to you
then you beaked him in the tuft
when his back was turned
that ain't kosher kiwi
that ain't even katholic
nobody does emu like that
nobody
no matter what
and here's another thing
you may or may not know
kiwi
i don't want you anymore
hit the bricks terrabird
you flightless wonder
for a diminutive kiwi
you sure got a lot of nerve

2. kiwi goes hawaiian

waka waka kiwi
kiwi awalaka
mini mini emu
emu oblongata
cassowary carroway
tiki biki luau
rhea moa krakatoa
lava lava pow pow
kiki kiki kiwi
kiwi awalaka

3. kiwi and the lost duplex

poor kiwi
what are you going to do now
chee-chee dino
kiwi no know what to do
chee-chee squawk!
calm down kiwi
we can work this out
whatever the problem is
i'm sure it is diminutive
scree-screee scraww!
kiwi lose duplex
kiwi no home go
tough break kiwi
scraww!

[westcoast]

great writes is see that bird dancing and singing and wrecking havoc.

~westie

[constantine]

kiwi likes to run! she lives the life.

[judih]

kiwi kan do it
kiwi squat in duplex made for dodo
kiwi roll, kiwi flow
kiwi conduct katchachurian

[constantine]

kiwi sabre dance

[stilltrucking]

kiwi masterpiece

[constantine]

chee-chee squawk!

[stilltrucking]

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