chuck norris is a god

Post by **constantine** » May 23rd, 2009, 9:36 am

chuck norris is a god
with chuck at your back you will fear no evil
your security will not be compromised
yea, though you walk through texas shadows
or lieth deep in the mekong waters
chuck will still kick your ass
amen

Post by **saw** » May 23rd, 2009, 10:55 am

a prayer for our times, dino.....a universal truth, if you will, bad guys beware, chuck has to do what he does....kicks butt in the name of justice,.....he would rather be left alone, but knows deep down inside
there are many more asses than need to be spanked.......chuck is not normal, cause living here in the city, I only have to kick ass a few times a week, not every single day....he carries a weighty burden....

Post by **Nazz** » May 23rd, 2009, 1:50 pm

Nice.

The 23rd Chuck...

It's easy to roll out Chuck as a god. But you shoulda seen all the crap I took for writing something called "Tarentino is God" a while back. That went over like a Led Zeppelin type-a thing. I kept pleading my case... but it's just, just....Irony.... ahh, but to no avail.

Post by **constantine** » May 23rd, 2009, 4:57 pm

that's cause chuck norris is god and didn't want competition. thanks guys!

Post by **mtmynd** » May 23rd, 2009, 7:27 pm

my ass has been duly kicked.

Post by **Yejun** » May 23rd, 2009, 8:46 pm

See my comment on "bad kirk".

Post by **revolutionrabbit** » May 23rd, 2009, 9:11 pm

yuck on chuck
my chow yuk lunch
up chucked

Post by **still.trucking** » May 23rd, 2009, 10:01 pm

Pop ain't pretty

Chuck Norris is god.

I like the onion a lot
yeah I could see this there.