no surprises

[constantine]

what's wrong with my penis
one day it's bigger
another day it's smaller
what's the deal with that
i wake up in the morning
and i don't know what to expect
in matters like these
one hopes for consistency
i don't want no fucking surprises
if you know what i mean

[Perdida]

Well, i really don't know how to answer that, but it sure did make me smile.

Enjoyed

[.Lucy.]

Hahaah!

I'm sorry, I know this isn't funny, but I laughed my proverbial testicles off!

[constantine]

oh, but it is funny!

[Arcadia]

acceptance?, amigo!