wotta deal, wotta deal

Post by **CranePoole** » December 5th, 2009, 1:55 pm

the lamborgati dreamfreaker
is no dealbreaker
autobunny or metromaniacal urban/suburban?

stealthface drive & art-of-the-state zubonic command center
abominosogoth styling
yet flies like a jazz spatula

true blue american royal sequoia soul retractor
with optional working warhead,

a neuro-adjustable-location flotation
and rotational pornography, barbecue
& religion appropriation/appreciation console,

retro-netro-detro thrice-lacquered
hatched, thatched and naturally matched
vintage vaudeville vernacular
meets
bombastic barracuda interior
with
dinner seating for twelve

wi-fi-fone-fum provides
all-satellite repel-0-vision and

instantly accesses
the prez, the pope, bob dylan,
brad & angelina,
and elmer fudd’s secret twitter account

ten for the price of nine, daddy-o!
midnight flamm on the mall of gall

and merry burial arrangements in our creditorium
where eternal good taste meets salesmanship,

and while surprise lasts

Post by **judih** » December 5th, 2009, 2:09 pm

a page from elmer fudd's twitter account
mozart retweets concerto lacksadaisical
too bad my connection's slow

like this CranePoole

Post by **mnaz** » December 5th, 2009, 7:08 pm

I'll make the arrangements. Let me pull out my gadget-screen.

Jazz spatula it is. At seven.

Post by **CranePoole** » December 7th, 2009, 8:34 am

thanks judih for acknowledging this careening behemoth of a wordbath. mnaz: far out, seven's a bit early but it'll play, it'll play...

Post by **hester_prynne** » December 7th, 2009, 9:47 pm

Who whee!
"vintage vaudeville vernacular
meets
bombastic barracuda interior
with
dinner seating for twelve "
This is a hearty meal of a read.
H

Post by **still.trucking** » December 7th, 2009, 11:20 pm

wotta ride wotta ride

thank u

Post by **CranePoole** » December 10th, 2009, 10:38 am

thanks so much hester and still.trucking

being an unworthy consumer myself, I tend to mock the overkill employed in seducing others to part with their cash. I'm awkward at this - but I do laugh a lot... and yell for long spells.

Post by **Terri** » December 12th, 2009, 2:09 am

"step right up"?

what a sales pitcher, covers every base from nuclear capability to celebritweets and dinner

and the language is pretty nice, too

Post by **CranePoole** » December 14th, 2009, 3:29 pm

hmmmm... yes the tom waits piece was almost certainly a subliminal influence - - - you're so right - - - thanks terri. and thanks.