Borrowed time....

[jim turner]

HELP! Does anybody know the present
rate of interest on borrowed time?
And where do I send the check?
I’m a little concerned about my credit rating,
and I think I might have to borrow some more.
Foreclosure is not a viable option.

Jim

[.Lucy.]

I hear the interest rate
is currently 6.5 percent.
You may have to pay an ARM
or a leg for the time that is lent.

Approval for your time mortgage
is subject to your standing.
Conversion charts must be studied
for the amount of time they'll be handing.

Address your checks
to the Minute and the Hour.
Your money will also pay the Second,
who accordingly has power.

Your credit score will be lowered
if your payments are late.
Send your checks in early,
Time doesn't like to wait.

[dadio]

I read this fine poem of yours elsewhere; happy to have read it once again.

[saw]

sorry to tell you the reaper is now following austere sanctions and will not accept checks any longer....only blood will do......that's right jim, the repo man is knocking........better slip out the back door........ha ha......

[happytrails]

I'm with you on that one. My question isn't so much about the interest rate, but where to go to borrow it. I asked at the bank, and they don't even want to lend me money so I can buy some time.