polly goes crackers

[constantine]

polly want some birdy num-num?
good little birdy
num-num-num-num
more?
good little birdy!
SCRAAW!
my eye! it beaked my fucking eye!!
you fucking little bastard!

[the mingo]

This was GREAT, Dino! Hah! Another Yukster!
Thx, Dino.
Me and the whole Mongolian Horde almost fell off our ponies!

[judih]

dino, you've given voice to those eyeless victims, those unsuspecting bird lovers, the cracker feeders who might be saved by a quick read and a lofty dose of self-preservation

[Arcadia]

... yeah, little birds have feelings...!!!!!!!!

[constantine]

thanks! shouldn't have talked down to him

[the mingo]

What? Why not? Technically ya did & it's all the same to the bird. Besides I can't believe you're still on this bird thing - get your pipes unclogged, man, move on, move on! To Athens and beyond!

[constantine]

in other words, i must spread my wings and fly!

[Kailashana]

Silly.

He wanted you to teach him Shakespeare and then you teach him (yes him!)
*polly want a cracker*.

~

[constantine]

so i got beaked because of gender ambiguity - ain't that a kick in the old patriarchal paradigm.

[creativesoul]

awesome-happy thanksgiving birdie

[saw]

you need to grow a set of paradigms dino...ha ha......emu rule !