Old people trying to get into sexual positions
In spite of their painful arthritic conditions
Oh the passion in an old man’s tales
His woman stares at the ceiling
Hoping it’s over quick while she files her nails
His drawers pulled down like a banana peeling
Her next words almost makes him scoff
“Come old man, hop on and off”
He must have been doing something right
As her legs closed around him tight
The nail file slipped from her hand
Escaping from her lips, a sensual moan
Passionate gibberish neither could understand
He slipped his woman a stiff meaty bone
Even though these old joints are rusty
The human spirit, forever lusty
Grandpa and Grandma
Re: Grandpa and Grandma
oH, yes hope for us yet. 
Re: Grandpa and Grandma
Got the idea for this after suffering a bad leg cramp.