You know what I think?

[still.trucking]

I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and disgusting

[Atehequa]

Same holds true with potato salad. At picnics and other dining events I find myself lying for the sake of being polite when approached and asked - "So what do you think of the potato salad?"

I fantasize about beating them senseless with a big wooden serving spoon.

[the mingo]

it's predatory cooks - manifestations of runaway egos in the passive-aggressive preparation of food - short & sweet but that's the lay of the land -