Liking Facebook

[d.knape]

LIKING FACEBOOK

I don't like
"liking"

I don't like the phony term
"like us on Facebook"

I don't like Facebook
period

I don't want to be your "friend"
I've got enough problems

I don't really care if
you have kids or pets or summer vacations

I don't like your crummy photograph

I don't like to hear
every detail of your ordinary life

I don't even "like" myself
that much

but...
I can put up with me.

~d.knape