I.D.

[ephraim crud]

Subject's name: ephraim crud
Disabilities: negative blood
Mother's name: Abalone
Father: as yet, still unknown
Eyes: bluish-greeny-red
Hair: mostly on his head
School Report: very naughty!
Job Experience: UB40
Date of Birth: 2-1-56
Qualifications: nix, nix, nix, nix.
Height: five-eight, although this varies
Pets: a brick, but no canaries.
Weight: eight-five, including Bacardi
Present Status: pissed and tardy
Distinguishing features: small genitalia
Place of Birth: not Australia
Character: somewhat alien
Nationality: not Australian
Ambition: to get laid
Prospect: fuzzy, and far from staid.

[dadio]

Well captured.

[Doreen Peri]

Hah! And we don't even check IDs at the door but glad to see yours! Loved this the first time I read it at the other place... love it still. Fun and witty!

[saw]

I could hear Paul Simon's song Afterlife in my head as I read this...."you gotta fill out a form first "......well done....

[ephraim crud]

Well captured.

thank you, dadio. muchly appreciated. eph

[ephraim crud]

Hah! And we don't even check IDs at the door but glad to see yours! Loved this the first time I read it at the other place... love it still. Fun and witty!

thank you, Doreen. muchly, much appreciated....again! eph

[ephraim crud]

I could hear Paul Simon's song Afterlife in my head as I read this...."you gotta fill out a form first "......well done....

thank you, saw, for your kindly comment. muchly appreciated. eph

[dune]

Yes... I used to have my own version of this, although much less imaginative...

Mother's name: Mom
Eyes: Yes
Hair: Yes
Sex: Yes
Job Experience: Yes
Date of Birth: Yes
Qualifications: Yes
Height: Yes
Weight: Yes
Distinguishing features: Yes
Place of Birth: Yes
Character: Yes
Nationality: Yes

[ephraim crud]

nice one, dune! thanks for reading, cheers!