Joke Time!!!!

Post by **Dave The Dov** » September 8th, 2004, 3:58 pm

There vere two peanuts valking down the street

one of them zem vas

assaulted

peanut!!!!

Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!! Yeah das ist funny yeah!!!!

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Post by **mnaz** » September 10th, 2004, 12:21 am

I still like....

a jumper cable walks into a bar.

the bartender says, "OK, I'll serve you,

but don't start anything".....

Post by **Dave The Dov** » September 10th, 2004, 10:24 am

Here's another one.

How many 17th century poets does it take to screw in a light bulb????

None because lightbulbs didn't exist at that time.

Ha Ha Haaa He He Heee!!!!

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Post by **Toerag** » September 24th, 2004, 7:00 am

What does a largemouth bass say when swimming upstream in the dark and runs into a concrete wall?
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DAM!

Post by **Dave The Dov** » September 24th, 2004, 10:22 am

Beavers say the same thing only they say Beaver Dam!!!! Get it!!!!

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Post by **Marksman45** » September 27th, 2004, 2:58 am

A ship carrying a cargo of blue paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of red paint. The crews are believed to be marooned.

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In the Old West town of Dry Gulch Something-or-other, a cowboy walked into town one day wearing a paper hat. In fact, his shirt & pants were paper too. Under closer inspection, his chaps, boots, bandanna, and even spurs turned out to be made of paper. He was shortly arrested for rustling.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch!"

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A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a dentist, a proctologist, a German, an Eskimo, a Russian, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a smoker, an alcoholic, and a guy named Tim all walk into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, is this some kinda joke?"

Post by **sooZen** » September 27th, 2004, 8:37 am

Hardy Hah! Hah!

I loved all of these corny jokes for I am cornball at heart but I especially loved Marksmans...that cowboy one was a snorter!

I woke up the dogs laughing...

SooZen

Post by **Marksman45** » October 4th, 2004, 11:30 pm

bad jokes are my favourites.

One of the phrases I try to live by is "Always make sure your puns are intended."

Post by **Glorious Amok** » October 9th, 2004, 12:59 pm

surely you all know this one; but just in case, because it's my favourite...

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a piece of string walks into a bar. the bartender says, 'i can't serve you! you're just a piece of string, get outta here!'

dejected, the piece of string walks outside, where he gets an idea.

he ties himself into a big square knot, then he messes his hair all up, and walks back into the bar. but the bartender recognizes him and says once again, 'i can't serve you! you're a piece of string, get outta here!'

to which he responds, 'oh no, sir, i'm a frayed knot.'

*****

... get it? i'm a frayed knot??? heh heh heh, that's the best.