you all are cracking me up
that wasn't a first line,
that was @doreen and sasha
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'Shrimp at Midnight' could be either a paint sample name or a Chinese menu item.
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stilltrucking
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Real-time was a blur for Jack.
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'I knew I loved him when I saw him use beer to clean chili off his sweatshirt.'
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Professor Jankowski wasn't really a pig, he was foreign, and didn't understand the implications of telling his female student, "Boobs and brains , you are going to go far!!"
the death of empathy is the birth of barbarism
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Doreen Peri
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He'd made expensive mistakes before but this one was cheap. It only cost him $25 and his freedom.
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I met Mary on the southernmost beach on her very first day in Key West, but when I called out her name the next day to say hello, she said i'm sorry, my name is Joan.
the death of empathy is the birth of barbarism
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It was in Paris that it all started.....
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....
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Once upon a time there was The End.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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Two wrongs don't make a right, Rodney reflected, but three rights do make a left.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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They called her Miss Pickles because of her ability to find metaphors for life in fermented vegetables.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
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The man in the moon didn't get his way.....
me I feel like I'm becoming some kinda Kung fu t.v. Priest.....
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Dobermann called to warn me about the snow squall.
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Jack was the kind of man that used a toothbrush to clean out the treads of the tires on his stallion-black pickup truck.
the death of empathy is the birth of barbarism
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silent woman
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This is a short sentence.
If you can't give me love and peace, Then give me bitter fame. — Akhmatova.
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In retrospect, Farnsworth was forced to admit that smuggling the whoopee cushion into the vicar's party might not have been the best idea he'd had that night.
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)