things to say to parrots

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Terri
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things to say to parrots

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who's a pretty boy
who's a pretty boy huh
are you a good boy?

might not be a good idea
parrots are smart and they live so long
so there you are, 92
and the bird's asking
you a good boy?

i'm not entirely joking
i'd trust a parrot's opinion
over most people i've known
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i'm not entirely joking
i'd trust a parrot's opinion
over most people i've known
I wouldn't disagree with this...



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so I guess the best things to say are :
1. Wow, you look great !
2. You rock !
3. Don't look a day over 40 !
4. You da man !
5. You're a stable genius !

oh wait, that's Trump's parrot
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Ha! Like tape recorders ... Careful what you record ...
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crap i just did that laugh-to-coughing-fit thing
thanks everybody
('stable genius' my ass)
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