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dog shit on your lawn
-- sorry, but consider it
free fertilizer
-- sorry, but consider it
free fertilizer
bird poop on coat
dive bombed
good luck florita!
merde is the werde
soft formed brown stool
a banana best!
i disimpacted a guy on sa-turd-day
paralysed from spinal mets
tried to inject mineral oil
hard stool in the rectum
plan B:) mineral oil lubed my gloved hand it was!
used the Force i did dug out the first one
large dark brown and hard
"SHIT!" i said, tossed it into the toilet, got a new glove
and dug back in, the next stool had descended to the anus, so i scooped it out, placed on chuck, then the next and the next, then
instilled the rest of the mineral oil enema and got him on stool
softenerzzzzzzzzz. morphine dripping softly, too..
la la la
dried shit on a stick!
bowz.
dean with schtick and stool
dive bombed
good luck florita!
merde is the werde
soft formed brown stool
a banana best!
i disimpacted a guy on sa-turd-day
paralysed from spinal mets
tried to inject mineral oil
hard stool in the rectum
plan B:) mineral oil lubed my gloved hand it was!
used the Force i did dug out the first one
large dark brown and hard
"SHIT!" i said, tossed it into the toilet, got a new glove
and dug back in, the next stool had descended to the anus, so i scooped it out, placed on chuck, then the next and the next, then
instilled the rest of the mineral oil enema and got him on stool
softenerzzzzzzzzz. morphine dripping softly, too..
la la la
dried shit on a stick!
bowz.
dean with schtick and stool
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
On behalf of everyone here at studio8ballinthesidepocket allow me to thank-you soooooooooo much for sharing this shitty little ditty. Informative and gross at the same time.....
Butt....you forgot the disclaimer....
Don't try this at home kiddies!
pee-ess: this, what you writ, belongs in lucy's descriptive writing in less than however many words thread....
you'd come up not empty-handed....
not unlike in your story.
Thanks for sharing.
Two rubber-gloved thumbs up!(from siskel and ebutt!)
Butt....you forgot the disclaimer....
Don't try this at home kiddies!
pee-ess: this, what you writ, belongs in lucy's descriptive writing in less than however many words thread....
you'd come up not empty-handed....
not unlike in your story.
Thanks for sharing.
Two rubber-gloved thumbs up!(from siskel and ebutt!)
I used to walk with my head in the clouds but I kept getting struck by lightning!
Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse
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Now my head twitches and I drool alot. Anonymouse
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- tinkerjack
- Posts: 987
- Joined: May 20th, 2005, 7:27 pm
- Location: a graveyard in Poland if I was lucky
Ophra did a show on turds last week. Do you ever look down at your stool, Ohphra was relieved to find out she was not the only one that looked down on it in pride. Apparently that is pretty normal.
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a nice big brown turd on the rug
she has just rode away in the ambulance and I wonder, will the circle be unbroken?
I clean the shit off the rug, a weird feeling to clean up after one's mother like that,
wonder how many tons of my shit she cleaned up in her seventy three years.
happy ending need time
time loves happy endings
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a nice big brown turd on the rug
she has just rode away in the ambulance and I wonder, will the circle be unbroken?
I clean the shit off the rug, a weird feeling to clean up after one's mother like that,
wonder how many tons of my shit she cleaned up in her seventy three years.
happy ending need time
time loves happy endings
[quote] To study yourself is to forget yourself. To forget yourself is to study the cosmos. Dogen? Dried shit on a wooden tongue blade a collected stool sample ordered by a doctor I took it the old man's last shit before he died. In a little plastic jar on the altar in my head. BOWs.
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[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
e dawg's inspiration
contemplation of
character defecation
a catylist for cofuusion
labrynth of deluusion
a maze of canned wormz
opened
wriggglinggg
earthworkerz in compost
turds floating, my my,
top of the cesspool oh so high
floating turdz in the sky!
contemplation of
character defecation
a catylist for cofuusion
labrynth of deluusion
a maze of canned wormz
opened
wriggglinggg
earthworkerz in compost
turds floating, my my,
top of the cesspool oh so high
floating turdz in the sky!
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
- stilltrucking
- Posts: 20607
- Joined: October 24th, 2004, 12:29 pm
- Location: Oz or somepLace like Kansas
Dr Swift's Pen
Dipped in the feces
of human folly
Dr Freud was born
Between urine and feces
desire and suffering
I got a shrine too
her last good shit
before hospital stay
happy birthday, I can't say you validate me, but it is a good feeling to have you for a friend. I love you man, so now could you loan me twenty bucks
Dipped in the feces
of human folly
Dr Freud was born
Between urine and feces
desire and suffering
I got a shrine too
her last good shit
before hospital stay
happy birthday, I can't say you validate me, but it is a good feeling to have you for a friend. I love you man, so now could you loan me twenty bucks
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