I am on a jury
Yes it’s all a big mystery
Cannot talk to me
I guess - I am thinking
That if I could have remembered
What the lie was or the one I used to cover up the other one
So I did not stop lying out of virtue
I was too stupid to lie
I wish I had sometimes
Trying to be good
I was still bad
Back to the courthouse
Applebee’s is the only place for miles around
Parking is a Bitch
Lying
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creativesoul
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reason is over rated, as is logic and common sense-i much prefer the passions of a crazy old woman, cats and dogs and jungle foliage- tropic rain-and a defined sense of who brings the stars up at night and the sun up in the morning---
Re: Lying
Yes you gotta be be smart to lie.
Sometimes it takes several of them,
deployed in the right, timely sequence.
"Oh what a tangled web we weave"...
That old saying has a point..
On the other hand...
you could just go into politics,
get an office in Whopper City,
and lie your ass off.
Sometimes it takes several of them,
deployed in the right, timely sequence.
"Oh what a tangled web we weave"...
That old saying has a point..
On the other hand...
you could just go into politics,
get an office in Whopper City,
and lie your ass off.
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creativesoul
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I know
I am so happy to say that the young man that was living a lie with an older woman
Is quite happy tonight
Going to jail is not gonna happen for him
Yay I helped
I am so happy to say that the young man that was living a lie with an older woman
Is quite happy tonight
Going to jail is not gonna happen for him
Yay I helped
reason is over rated, as is logic and common sense-i much prefer the passions of a crazy old woman, cats and dogs and jungle foliage- tropic rain-and a defined sense of who brings the stars up at night and the sun up in the morning---
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creativesoul
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I really need some pain relief
It’s 111 out and my body has had enough
I wish I could do some of the things many humans can do
It’s 111 out and my body has had enough
I wish I could do some of the things many humans can do
reason is over rated, as is logic and common sense-i much prefer the passions of a crazy old woman, cats and dogs and jungle foliage- tropic rain-and a defined sense of who brings the stars up at night and the sun up in the morning---
Re: Lying
got the summons once
Federal court, Concord NH..
Federal Court!
high profile murder?
racketeering?
(will I need to wear a bag over my head?)
espionage??
.
.
.
no
insurance litigation
defendant in one state
plaintiff in another
BO - RRING....
judge asks prospective jurors:
anyone of you ever work
for an insurance company?
*DING*
late 1970s
National Grange Mutual
on the carpet
more than once
for insubordination...
I raise my hand
step forward, he says
I tell my story
he smiles
thank you, he says
you may go
Federal court, Concord NH..
Federal Court!
high profile murder?
racketeering?
(will I need to wear a bag over my head?)
espionage??
.
.
.
no
insurance litigation
defendant in one state
plaintiff in another
BO - RRING....
judge asks prospective jurors:
anyone of you ever work
for an insurance company?
*DING*
late 1970s
National Grange Mutual
on the carpet
more than once
for insubordination...
I raise my hand
step forward, he says
I tell my story
he smiles
thank you, he says
you may go
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"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
"If one could deduce the nature of the Creator from a study of creation, it would appear that He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." -- evolutionary biologist J B S Haldane, (1892-1964)
Re: Lying
Lovely poem, funny. Your songs shape so sweet & be-quirked.
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creativesoul
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Just the other day..
the family was in a van
Singing ole mc Donald had a farm
In Italian and English
And my grandson
Eye e I O
Perfect time even
I’m not lying
the family was in a van
Singing ole mc Donald had a farm
In Italian and English
And my grandson
Eye e I O
Perfect time even
I’m not lying
reason is over rated, as is logic and common sense-i much prefer the passions of a crazy old woman, cats and dogs and jungle foliage- tropic rain-and a defined sense of who brings the stars up at night and the sun up in the morning---