can't go wrong with a fart joke

[sasha]

The Queen of England is giving the Archbishop of Canterbury a tour of the royal stables. As they walk past the stanchions, a prize stallion lifts his tail and loudly passes gas.

"Oh dear," the mortified Queen says. "I'm so dreadfully sorry!"

"Oh, that's quite all right, Mum," the Archbishop answers. Then, after a bit of pause, he adds, "As a matter of fact, I thought it was the horse."

[saw]

yes, this fart joke passes the smell test