Maxims You Can Derive from Star Wars

Post by **e_dog** » May 29th, 2005, 7:53 pm

1. Be grateful for whatever limbs you have.

add your own...

Post by **Zlatko Waterman** » May 30th, 2005, 11:56 am

2. Be nice to the thousands of teddy bears found in every forest.

3. Don't run from the guy in the black helmet. He could turn out to be your Dad.

Post by **e_dog** » May 31st, 2005, 10:02 am

4. Don't trust a dude who says he can give you the secret power of eternal life.

Post by **Traveller13** » June 2nd, 2005, 6:31 am

5. it's not always a good idea to press the "eject" button.

Post by **Traveller13** » June 2nd, 2005, 6:32 am

6. Droids can't jump (but are killers at chess!).

Post by **Traveller13** » June 2nd, 2005, 6:34 am

7. before taking out your laser sword, make sure it doesn't rain first.

Post by **e_dog** » June 3rd, 2005, 1:09 pm

8. So, like, what's up with the wheezing android/cyborg Herr Heinous (or whatever his name was)? He didn't have no lungs! Did the programmer add a wheezing effect in his vocalization routine as a special effect to indicate agedness or frailty?

(sorry this isn't really a 'maxim' but it had to be said.)