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http://www.subservientchicken.com/

type in any command and the chicken does what you tell it ... type in something nasty and ... :lol:


My friend got the chicken to flip her off ~ but so far all I've got it to do is wage it's finger at me!
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hahahahahaha!!! i love this! thank you!
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I typed in, "Be whimsical," and the chicken sat down at the computer! :o
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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Poor little chicken, I just killed him. He just fell down and died
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The chicken is risen
laying Easter eggs
among the grasses and wildflowers
on the bunny trail!
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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Post by stilltrucking »

Well done jimboloco,
I am so happy to hear the good news
Chicken has risen


My chicken died a hero's death
Ah sheetz, I do have a sick sense of humor
My dead patriotic chicken has risen
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He did a cartwheel for me and asked me to marry him.
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Post by jimboloco »

which is harder for a rooster than a hen
when roosters do cartwheels their balls go flying
and everybody knows hens don't got titties.
[color=darkcyan]i'm on a survival mission
yo ho ho an a bottle of rum om[/color]
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Post by whimsicaldeb »

type in ...

watch T.V.

and then see what he does

:D
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